"Piggy, what’s wrong? … What makes things break up like they do?" 

    (Source: sixbluemarbles, via insearchfor-theland)

  1. tupacabra:

    prettygirlfrommichigan:

    tupacabra:

    name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

    wat are u talking about they all make scents

    shut the fuck up

    (via pizza)

  2. mylourrydiary:

    hlil:

    Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
    Plants

    Can you believe there is love that is illegal
    Love

    (Source: hhlil, via pizza)

  3. seewaymore:

    Blow gently on your screen

    (Source: facebook.com, via alexernstblog)

  4. happiusagi:

    hinauchi:

    I awwed out loud

    omg

    i awwed out loud before i read the comment.

    (Source: judyjudybobooty, via that-one-lesbrian)

  5. "What a beautiful wedding."

    the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

    (Source: salliethesalad, via the-dalek-in-221b)

  6. demonhunting:

    crabbyseer:

    queenofheartsonthesleeve:

    So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

    I guess you could say that he adores you

    get the fuck out

    (via alliebopeep)

  7. irishgleelock:

    when musicals have that one melody line thats so awesome

    image

    when musicals repeat that one melody line randomly throughout all the songs

    image

    when musicals have multiple melody lines and repeat randomly in all the songs

    image

    when musicals put one of their songs in another song that fits perfectly

    image

    (via the-dalek-in-221b)

    The Iron Giant (1999)

    "That was…hm. Very unusual, Hogarth."

    (Source: contrarianne, via the-dalek-in-221b)

    (Source: burntlikethesun, via guy)

    elluvias:

    heterophobicgoat:

    stupidandreckless:

    NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

    This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

    IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

    (via guy)

    (Source: beppski, via thewaywardfox)